...something happened today that caused me to laugh.
About 4:30 this afternoon I was invited for dinner downstairs. It happens frequently, and is pretty casual. I usually end up taking a salad and maybe a bottle of juice or wine.
Tonight it was wine, but I'd forgotten the salad tongs. I found out that April doesn't own any salad tongs.
I thought to myself,
Not that being vegetarian automatically means there would be no question about the tongs, but really... do you see why I was a little surprised. Before I headed upstairs to grab my beautiful wooden set, I thought it smart to ask,
"...you have a corkscrew?"
just in case. The response?
"Of course I have a corkscrew... I'm vegetarian!'
So, there you have it.
For a joke during dinner, I suddenly exclaimed,
"Oh my gosh, I p'd on the table!"